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Crafted by hand, by us—because your pleasure deserves exclusive attention, not mass production.

 

These aren’t novelty gimmicks or knockoff moulds.They’re precise silicone replicas of our actual cocks, poured by hand using luxury, body-safe materials in a controlled, sterile workspace.

But let’s be real—you're not here for the specs.You want to be fucked.

Choose what you want inside you:

Kyle’s 8-inch, thick, downward-hanging beast—built to stretch you wide and keep you full

Kam’s 6-inch, heavy, upward-curved hook—made to grind right into your sweet spot

Or take both—because your hole deserves chaos.

We didn’t just copy our dicks. We recreated the feeling of being split open by us.

Every ridge, vein, and bulge is captured in hyper-realistic texture—so when you slide it in, you’ll feel every inch tease and press exactly where you want it.

You choose the experience:

🔹 Suction base – for hands-free rides that leave you shaking

Or 🔹 Vibrating core – deep, dirty pulses to make your legs give out

 

And the colour? Up to you.

From lifelike skin tones to filthy fantasies—we'll make it in any shade you’re craving.

No air bubbles. No corners cut. No half-hard silicone.Just full, thick, handcrafted cocks made to fuck like the real thing.

We poured our bodies into these.Now pour yourself onto them.

You know you’ve wanted this.Now you don’t have to imagine it.

Official Dildo Clones

£110.00 Regular Price
£99.00Sale Price

Free Autograph with Each Purchase!

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Please note: Orders placed after June 24th will be processed and made after our holiday, starting July 5th, as we won’t be home to craft your products during that time. Thanks for your understanding and patience!
  • Please be patient as it can take up to ten days for us to produce and dispatch each dildo as they are personally handmade to order by us (Kyle and Kam)

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